Chuck Norris is the only person who can rip a facebook page.

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C.O.D = Cause of divorce

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You\'re useless like the white caryon.

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Dear Kanye West, roses are red, violents are blue, if Justin Bieber wins another award you know what to do.

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checking the keyboard if the spelling mistake a person made was legit or on purpose

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On Valentine's day, I want to ask out the sexiest person on the planet. But, It would be pretty wierd asking myself out.

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The wierd feeling you get about school on sunday nights

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When a girl gets really pissed at you, NEVER! .......... UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES..... EVER! say \"jeez are you on your period or something\" cause if s

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LOVE

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remember when youtube was youtube not advetisementtube

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Black people started wearing their pants low, white people started caling "s_aggin". Spell it backwards, sneaky white people ;)

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Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY, Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS, Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES, Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID

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frend: omg i totally have bieber fever!! you: OH YEA WELL I HAVE CYRUS VIRUS!!!! wat now?!??!!

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Skinny girls think they are chubby. Chubby Girls Think they are Fat. Fat girls think they are Obeise and Obeise Girls thing they are Super Models

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Michael Jackson = KING OF POP Elvis Presley = KING OF ROCK Eminem = KING OF RAP.... Justin Bieber = QUEEN OF GAYS

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Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about...

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Eminem, legendary rapper

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*Earthquake* Dad: "Get the $1500 3D TV!!"

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Oxygen! :D

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"FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!!!" "No...its cool when you break in ;)"

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